Bill, Bill, Bill — obviously your brain must still be addled by your recent Fox-a-thon (though obviously the lessons you should’ve learned there failed to penetrate your thick librul terrorist-pallin’-around-with skull.
If there’s one thing I’ve been assured of by every right-wing nut out there will access to a radio or a computer, it’s that even the mere *questioning* of the intents, policies, or practices of a WARTIME PRESIDENT is tantamount to treason — and the only people who would sink to the desperate level of failing to pledge absolute fealty to a WARTIME PRESIDENT are dirty stinking filthy librul hippie terrorist marxist socialist muslim athiest french liberals.
Thus, among the many blessings that will now rain down upon our nation is the realization that WARTIME PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA will have not only the support of the lefty sneaky center-right-socialist America-hatin’ Democratic hypnotized masses, but also the unquestioned allegiance of the members of the far right, who would never dare to endanger the security of this fair nation nor besmirch the office of the presidency by doing anything less than giving their 100-percent support to WARTIME PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA.
In other words, if Messrs. Kristol, Hannity, O’Reilly, and Limbaugh are to be believed (and good church-goin’ Jesus-lovin’ folk like that would *never* lie, now would they?) WARTIME PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA will be assured of enjoying approval ratings that never dip below 99.9999999999 percent (for the math-challenged out there, that figure equal 100 percent minus that fucknut Nader).
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Getting Rx pills in Gitmo will be tough.
Bill, Bill, Bill — obviously your brain must still be addled by your recent Fox-a-thon (though obviously the lessons you should’ve learned there failed to penetrate your thick librul terrorist-pallin’-around-with skull.
If there’s one thing I’ve been assured of by every right-wing nut out there will access to a radio or a computer, it’s that even the mere *questioning* of the intents, policies, or practices of a WARTIME PRESIDENT is tantamount to treason — and the only people who would sink to the desperate level of failing to pledge absolute fealty to a WARTIME PRESIDENT are dirty stinking filthy librul hippie terrorist marxist socialist muslim athiest french liberals.
Thus, among the many blessings that will now rain down upon our nation is the realization that WARTIME PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA will have not only the support of the lefty sneaky center-right-socialist America-hatin’ Democratic hypnotized masses, but also the unquestioned allegiance of the members of the far right, who would never dare to endanger the security of this fair nation nor besmirch the office of the presidency by doing anything less than giving their 100-percent support to WARTIME PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA.
In other words, if Messrs. Kristol, Hannity, O’Reilly, and Limbaugh are to be believed (and good church-goin’ Jesus-lovin’ folk like that would *never* lie, now would they?) WARTIME PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA will be assured of enjoying approval ratings that never dip below 99.9999999999 percent (for the math-challenged out there, that figure equal 100 percent minus that fucknut Nader).
Si se puede!
Daddy, teacher says ever time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
That’s right Hugh. That’s right. That’a boy Clarence.
* What can I say, it’s a wonderful life. *
Hugh, I got your pedals in my pocket so I know all of this is real.