Words of wisdom from Rush Limbaugh, the Leader of the Republican Party

When Republican Congressmen Phil Gingrey apologized profusely to Rush Limbaugh for comments he had recently made, the groveling signified something larger. Because while some media types had wondered aloud if Limbaugh had become the de facto leader if the Republican Party, it was in a more figurative sense. But seeing Gingrey and other GOP officials react fearfully at the possibility of upsetting Limbaugh and his listeners, it was obvious that it was literal. Rush Limbaugh and his minions runs the GOP.

So, Republicans, here are some pearls of wisdom from your Dear Leader:

“Take that bone out of your nose and call me back.”

“The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.”

“They’re 12 percent of the population. Who the hell cares?”

“Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?”

“Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it.”

“Hugo, Cesar — whatever. A Chavez is a Chavez. We’ve always had problems with them.”

“We’re not sexists, we’re chauvinists — we’re male chauvinist pigs, and we’re happy to be because we think that’s what men were destined to be. We think that’s what women want.”

“He is exaggerating the effects of the disease. He’s moving all around and shaking and it’s purely an act… This is really shameless of Michael J Fox. Either he didn’t take his medication or he’s acting.”

“Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.”

“Barack Obama is an affirmative action candidate.”

“I hope he fails.”

Rush Limbaugh, a thrice-divorced, draft-dodger is now running the GOP. So, Republicans, you have your marching orders. Now follow your leader.

–WKW