http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2009/02/03/but-michael-phelps-smoked-pot/ Bill Wolfrum's world of news, satire and commentary Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:59:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2009/02/03/but-michael-phelps-smoked-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-222475 William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Breaking: Michael Phelps photographed throwing a football!! Sun, 12 Apr 2009 15:01:58 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2009/02/03/but-michael-phelps-smoked-pot/#comment-222475 [...] The photo says it all. The nation awaits Michael Phelps’ tearful apology for this youthful dalliance with the evil pigskin. [...] [...] The photo says it all. The nation awaits Michael Phelps’ tearful apology for this youthful dalliance with the evil pigskin. [...]

]]> http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2009/02/03/but-michael-phelps-smoked-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-206912 William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Michael Phelps smokes pot - fights world hunger Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:49:32 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2009/02/03/but-michael-phelps-smoked-pot/#comment-206912 [...] After dismissing Michael Phelps as a spokesman for the crime of acting like a 23-year-old, Kellogs made an amazing discovery - the cereal boxes with Phelps on the front are filled with food. Food people in need could eat. (CNN) — When Kellogg’s dumped its endorsement of Michael Phelps after a photograph surfaced of the Olympic gold medalist using a bong, the company was stuck with thousands of boxes of cereal featuring the swimmer’s image. [...] [...] After dismissing Michael Phelps as a spokesman for the crime of acting like a 23-year-old, Kellogs made an amazing discovery – the cereal boxes with Phelps on the front are filled with food. Food people in need could eat. (CNN) — When Kellogg’s dumped its endorsement of Michael Phelps after a photograph surfaced of the Olympic gold medalist using a bong, the company was stuck with thousands of boxes of cereal featuring the swimmer’s image. [...]

]]> http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2009/02/03/but-michael-phelps-smoked-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-197031 William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Michael Phelps caught drinking with girls in Las Vegas - behead him now Mon, 16 Feb 2009 13:08:22 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2009/02/03/but-michael-phelps-smoked-pot/#comment-197031 [...] Disgraced swimming legend Michael Phelps has been caught in yet another disgraceful pose, this time enjoying a cocktail with a group of women at a Las Vegas party. [...] [...] Disgraced swimming legend Michael Phelps has been caught in yet another disgraceful pose, this time enjoying a cocktail with a group of women at a Las Vegas party. [...]

]]> http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2009/02/03/but-michael-phelps-smoked-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-195195 William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » With three months off, Michael Phelps can search for the ultimate Golden Ticket Fri, 13 Feb 2009 12:12:36 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2009/02/03/but-michael-phelps-smoked-pot/#comment-195195 [...] Michael Phelps, the American swimmer who let down all of humanity by being photographed with a bong, was suspended from swimming for three months by the American Continental Association of People Who Swim Fast Competitively (or whatever). As it turns out, this was the best thing that could happen to him. Now he has time to search for the “Golden Ticket,” to be given away by producers of the movie “The Wackness.” WIN A TRIP TO AMSTERDAM AND A BAG OF MARIJUANA! [...] [...] Michael Phelps, the American swimmer who let down all of humanity by being photographed with a bong, was suspended from swimming for three months by the American Continental Association of People Who Swim Fast Competitively (or whatever). As it turns out, this was the best thing that could happen to him. Now he has time to search for the “Golden Ticket,” to be given away by producers of the movie “The Wackness.” WIN A TRIP TO AMSTERDAM AND A BAG OF MARIJUANA! [...]

]]> http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2009/02/03/but-michael-phelps-smoked-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-193867 William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Brazil 2, Italy 0 - Game notes Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:56:23 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2009/02/03/but-michael-phelps-smoked-pot/#comment-193867 [...] - Brazil’s two first-half goals illustrated just how talented troubled Robinho is on the pitch. First setting up Manchester City teammate Elano, then making Pirlo, Zambrotta and Buffon spectators with a first-class steal, move and shot that were simply breathtaking. [...] [...] – Brazil’s two first-half goals illustrated just how talented troubled Robinho is on the pitch. First setting up Manchester City teammate Elano, then making Pirlo, Zambrotta and Buffon spectators with a first-class steal, move and shot that were simply breathtaking. [...]

]]> http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2009/02/03/but-michael-phelps-smoked-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-191914 William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Dear Michael Phelps, Don’t sweat it. Love, Kobe Fri, 06 Feb 2009 12:44:29 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2009/02/03/but-michael-phelps-smoked-pot/#comment-191914 [...] Dear Michael Phelps, [...] [...] Dear Michael Phelps, [...]

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