Michael Phelps caught drinking with girls in Las Vegas – behead him now

Disgraced swimming legend Michael Phelps has been caught in yet another disgraceful pose, this time enjoying a cocktail with a group of women at a Las Vegas party.

While there is yet no word on whether Las Vegas authorities are planning legal action against Phelps – for drinking while famous – Phelps has only ruined his reputation more. Already with a DUI against him, as well as the notorious pot-smoking picture, Phelps has proven to be a terrible role model to all humanity.

It is time to rendition Phelps to Swat, Pakistan, so the Taliban can show him how to be a good American role model by beheading him. For the children.

–WKW