Is it Peter Griffin or Glenn Beck?

March 3, 2009 by  

Peter Griffin or Glenn Beck?
Hello everyone and welcome to the latest episode of “Is it Peter Griffin or Glenn Beck?” the show where we look at 10 quotes and decide whether they are from Family Guy father Peter Griffin, or from Apocalypse-hugger Glenn Beck. Let’s get started, shall we?

  1. I’ve got an idea – an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I’m talking about.
  2. “You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one — I can`t speak for you, but I’m on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.”
  3. “I guess the lesson learned here is that it doesn’t matter where everyone is from as long as we’re all the same religion.”
  4. “What I feel like saying is, ‘Sir, prove to me that you are not working with our enemies.”
  5. “I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.”
  6. “I’m thinking about killing Michael Moore…I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it,…No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out. Is this wrong?
  7. “Anger and discontent at home. The year is 2014. Many people are feeling disenfranchised. People are isolated from their political leaders … Internet connects like-minded people. And the ‘Bubba Effect’ arise in individual militias.”
  8. “You foul, venereal disease carrying, street walking whore.”
  9. “Cindy Sheehan is a tragedy slut.”
  10. “You know what really grinds my gears? You America. That’s right. Fuck you, America.”

Answers: 1. PG 2. GB. 3. PG. 4. GB. 5. PG. 6. GB. 7. GB. 8. PG. 9. GB. 10. PG.

–WKW

Comments

4 Responses to “Is it Peter Griffin or Glenn Beck?”

  1. hugh.c.mcbride on March 3rd, 2009 7:58 am

    Bill: Peter Griffin may be a drunken, occasionally racist, often homophobic, almost always misogynistic, self-obsessed slob who is a poor husband and even worse father — but comparing him to Glenn Beck is a pretty low blow, no?

    Heh, heh, heh … I said “low blow, no?” … heh, heh …

  2. bgk on March 3rd, 2009 8:59 am

    OMG This is WIN!

  3. dgun on March 3rd, 2009 3:08 pm

    Thank you.

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