Playing my part for “National Apologize to Rush Limbaugh Week”
March 4, 2009 by William K. Wolfrum
Having seen the amount of bad press Michael Steele and others have received for daring to stand up to radio entertainer Rush Limbaugh, I’ve decided it’s best to cut my losses during these trying times. So, in order to advance “National Apologize to Rush Limbaugh Week,” I’ve decided it’s better to grovel than stand up for anything I believe in.
So Rush, I’m sorry that in the past I’ve called you:
- A “thrice-divorced, draft-dodger.”
- A hero to upper-class white racists.
- A penis-enhancing drug guzzler with a penchant for taking vacations to sex tourism hot spots.
Oh heck, there’s just too much out there for me to list. Just know, Rush, that I apologize. And my apology is exactly as sincere as Michael Steele’s.
–WKW
dear rush,
i’m so sorry i shat on your picture that one time.
oh, wait, that was just a dream i had. never mind.
love,
InfaQ
You said “shat.”
hehehe
Do we now shut down speakers who we disagree with? Hmmm, probably NOT a good thing, regardless of that speakers message…
Shades of Boston…
Oh FSM!
That was really great.
Dear Rush,
I apologize for meaning everything I ever said about you.
XOXO
OYD
Dear Rush,
You suck.
warmest regards,
dgun
That’s as close as I can get to an apology.