Comments on: Jesus Christ returns to Earth – punches Pope in face, leaves again

By: William K. Wolfrum

William K. Wolfrum — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 12:07:03 +0000

You misspelled “your.” Thus, you’re entire argument is now worthless.

By: gene brown

gene brown — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 02:47:11 +0000

your about pathetic to even think of this may you feel the wrath of god ………
micah 9:7 Because I have sinned against him,
I will bear the LORD’s wrath,
until he pleads my case
and establishes my right.
He will bring me out into the light;
I will see his righteousness.
be respectfull for wat people believe in if u dont believe in him u are crazy…..one day god will get the last laugh u inconsiderate son of satan…GET A LIFE.

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By: julius garciandrada

julius garciandrada — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 05:00:28 +0000

Jesus Christ himself FUCK that is not sure. It is from Anti-christ, He puts on your mind, You are now the child of Satan who is your father. So if you decide to accept Christ your Savior, you will know about His Gospel in the Power Name of Christ your Lord, you will be the wonderful child of God in “John 1:12″ We pray for your life in Christ. If you refuse to accept Christ, ok respect your own decision. Show you the God’s Word in Luke 23:34 And Jesus said “Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.”

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By: Jesus Christ is Lord

Jesus Christ is Lord — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 04:47:45 +0000

I don’t know what’s written on this article but i was disturbed by the image. As of follower of Jesus Christ, I believe creating such an image was unnecessary. Please erase them now…
I have nothing against whoever wrote this since every follower is called for peace, but I’m telling you Jesus loves us all and I don’t think creating this picture was a good idea. I hope you would love Jesus Christ back. He is our true Lord and Savior…

By: YTAH

YTAH — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 12:41:50 +0000

Want to okay with? Be okay with. Sorry, end of year lack of concentration.

By: YTAH

YTAH — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 12:30:16 +0000

This is fantastic. Really good work! And really, who wouldn’t want to okay with a deity who’d punch people like these jerkwads in the mouth?

By: Nathan

Nathan — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:33:42 +0000

Abso-fucking-lutely brilliant! This portrays what i hate about religion. I have no problems with people believing whatever they so wish to believe in. But when you get people at the top, people like the pope, who lie and deceive it is wrong. To any catholics out there who complain about this saying they wouldnt disrespect others beliefs, tell me what exactly is it then that the pope is doing when he PUBLICLY speaks out against homosexuals and rock music? I say fuck the pope.

Oh anyone who really wants to piss off a christian tell them to look up the ORIGINAL sciptures of the bible- before english translation. In the book of genesis the word that has been translated into God in modern english bibles is “elohim” which actually translates as “the gods” – PLURAL! This is backed up by a passage in the Gospel of St John which says “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God and the Word was God” where “the Word” refers to a well known phrase in the era of St John that he would have expected people to understand as the seven gods from the sun (planetary gods seen in all ancient religions). explain how that fits into a monotheism.

Anyway like i said amazing article. And praise be the almighty powers of stumble!

By: T.J

T.J — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:45:27 +0000

STOP making fun of God he has the power to do anything just remember that he can punish u however bad he wants to until you ALL learn not to make fun of somebody like GOD just STOP before its too late

P.S Jesus got mad and turned the tables because people back then turned the church into a marketplace which is NOT what a church is built for

By: Tim

Tim — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 04:27:47 +0000

Sorry, just not that funny. This was an inaccurate portrayal of both the Pope and what Catholics believe (we Catholics do NOT worship the Pope, duh; and as far as prayers to Mary, they are only to ask for HER prayers to God. Catholics don’t worship her, either). Attempts at humor are only funny when accurate, otherwise they come off as bigotry against the target.

By: olive

olive — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:19:47 +0000

Dare you post stupid messages like this, Dont play with the living god. He will come again for sure to judge shit people like you.

By: The Common Sense Eccentric

The Common Sense Eccentric — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:34:21 +0000

Great work

I love this kind of biting satire
And anyone who says he wouldn’t?
Read what Jesus did to those trading money inside the Temple of God…he flipped the tables and drove them out of there.

By: Alex

Alex — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 02:50:16 +0000

What kind of heresy is this?

you should keep this image any longer, If you don’t respect God because you don’t believe, at least have respect for us the believe.. that is the difference between believers and no believers, we wouldn’t disrespect your father.. please don’t disrespect ours.
I’ll pray for you….

By: Robert

Robert — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 22:09:03 +0000

You really should send this to the hard core christians
Reason just to piss them off!