No one expects a blogaround – Patrick Byrne edition

March 25, 2009 by William K. Wolfrum

As far as being a prodigious writer on the Internet, I’ll put my track record up against anyone. Except maybe Overstock.com CEO Patrick Byrne. Because I’ve written quite a bit these last two weeks, but Byrne has trumped me. And done so while being the CEO of a large Internet retailer. Here’s just a taste:

Patrick Byrne: Journalists suck.
Patrick Byrne: Commenters on blog posts suck.
Patrick Byrne: The Lord Sith is out there.
Patrick Byrne: 10,000 words describing why you live in the Matrix.
Patrick Byrne: Bear Stearns crashed a year ago. Watch this video.
Patrick Byrne: Hey, random blogger, go read Deep Capture.
Patrick Byrne: Hey, random blogger, sorry if I scared you.
Patrick Byrne: I have to apologize to The Daily Show, I’ll explain later.
Patrick Byrne: Jim Cramer being on the Daily Show proves that all journalists are criminals bent on my own destruction.
Patrick Byrne: Jim Cramer is a criminal. Please reference my other work where I call him a criminal for proof.