These are a few of my favorite satirical things

Having now been blogging for four-plus years, with more than 1,500 posts at this site, another 1,000 or so at WorldGolf.com and quite a few at Shakesville, I thought I’d use a lazy Sunday afternoon to showcase but a few of my favorite satire posts and articles with readers both new and old. So, in no particular order:

• Caffeine-Free Diet Pepsi: The most hideous thing humans have ever created
• John McCain leads Barack Obama in official poll of golf-club throwers
• Shroud of Turin golf towel: bring idol worship to your golf bag
• Jesus Christ quits Christianity after viewing Republican Platform
• To Save America, we need the Black Death
• Can America really afford another American President?
• The Onion admits Republican Presidential ticket a satire that “spun out of control”
• Welcome to Jesustology: America’s Religion
• Red Dawn: We shall never forget
• Two-year-old Brayden Bozak: The future of golf, and of human life itself
• Statement from William K. Wolfrum: “I’ll take the hit on this one”
• Vatican thrilled as Skinheads turn to Catholicism in droves
• Gatorade Tiger: Instead of wasting scientists’ time analyzing Tiger Woods’ sweat, why not just sell his bodily fluids?
• The Swiftboating of Jesus H. Christ: A look back
• After eliminating Gay marriage rights, evangelicals plan to take away rights of Blacks to pee, Latinos to procreate, Muslims to live
• Rock star Sarah Palin spends $150K on clothes, trashes hotel room, bites head off puffin
• John McCain hires Sarah Palin’s Kenyan Pastor to “remove Witchcraft from economy”
• Feds, Economists blame Tim Johnson of Tupelo, Miss., for entire U.S. financial crisis
• Is it David Wygant or TR’s Hunting Tips?
• Conservatism dies of massive cash overdose
• Jose Padilla announces Candidacy for U.S. Presidency, citing POW, torture qualifications
• Interview with the Troll: The Troll Chronicles
• Christopher Hitchens lets Vanity Fair blow off his legs, kill his entire family, destroy his home; he writes about it

Stay tuned for more new material after I catch my breath …

–WKW