(Goat) Blowing the lid off another super-secret, nefarious, blood-thirsty, liberal, e-mail cabal of evilness

March 30, 2009 by  

When Michael Calderone and Mickey Kaus stumbled upon a super-secret, evil cabal of liberal hate called “JournoList,” Conservatives around the globe immediately got the vapors. How could this be? How could liberals meet in secret locations and share e-mails with one another? Because unlike Conservatives – who are much more open about their dealings with official secret organizations like PNAC, AEI, and The Heritage Foundation, JournoList was run via e-mail and didn’t invite open and honest debate.

Luckily, Kaus and others have put the kibosh on JournoList. But they haven’t looked deeply enough. Because there are other super-secret, liberal, fascist, communist, e-mail cabals out there. Like “JournoList II: The Goat Fuckening.”

Having infiltrated this group of America-haters, I’m thrilled to show you what these liberals have been up to behind closed firewalls:

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From: Matthew Yglesias Date: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:43:51 -0700 (PDT) Local: Tues, Mar 24 2009 1:43 pm Subject: BREAKING: Kaus Haunted By Goat-Blowing Allegations

It seems to me that he’s going to have to answer these charges.

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From: Matthew Saroff Date: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 12:43:51 -0700 (PDT) Local: Tues, Mar 24 2009 3:43 pm Subject: BREAKING: Kaus Haunted By Goat-Blowing Allegations

I wouldn’t mention it, but Mickey Kaus has STILL not offered a denial, so by the standards of…Mickey Kaus…Mickey Kaus blows goats.

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From: Oliver Willis Date: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 13:42:51 -0700 (PDT) Local: Tues, Mar 24 2009 13:43 pm Subject: BREAKING: Kaus Haunted By Goat-Blowing Allegations

Mickey Kaus blows goats, according to sources. I’m just following the high ethical standards of Slate Magazine (owned by the Washington Post).

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From: Atrios Date: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:42:51 -0700 (PDT) Local: Tues, Mar 24 2009 14:42 pm Subject: BREAKING: Kaus Haunted By Goat-Blowing Allegations

According to an anonymous source, Mickey Kaus regularly blows goats. Either he fails to deny this strongly enough, in which case his goat blowing proclivities are assuredly true, or his denials will impugn the integrity of my source which makes him a tremendously bad person. And, of course, a goat blower.

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From: Liss Date: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:42:51 -0700 (PDT) Local: Tues, Mar 24 2009 14:42 pm Subject: BREAKING: Kaus Haunted By Goat-Blowing Allegations

Mickey Kaus totally blowz goats! Pass it on!

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From: Mark Adams Date: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:47:51 -0700 (PDT) Local: Tues, Mar 24 2009 15:42 pm Subject: BREAKING: Kaus Haunted By Goat-Blowing Allegations

Unnamed internet sources have suggested that a trail of chewed soda cans and Cheeto crumbs leading to his apartment confirm the anonymous rumor that Kaus Blows Goats.

Micky Kaus has yet to answer these charges. The original source of this scathing indictment could not be located, but may be hiding out at PETA headquaters near you.

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From: Ezra Klein Date: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 13:42:51 -0700 (PDT) Local: Tues, Mar 24 2009 13:43 pm Subject: BREAKING: Kaus Haunted By Goat-Blowing Allegations

The shame they should feel over their journalistic practices pales in comparison to the shame they must feel over their amorous feelings towards goats.

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From: Wonkette Date: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:47:51 -0700 (PDT) Local: Tues, Mar 24 2009 15:42 pm Subject: BREAKING: Kaus Haunted By Goat-Blowing Allegations

“Marty Peretz is a Crazy-Ass Racist” would be the most unarguably correct statement about a journalist after “Mickey Kaus Blows Goats”

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More on this as it develops …

–WKW

Comments

4 Responses to “(Goat) Blowing the lid off another super-secret, nefarious, blood-thirsty, liberal, e-mail cabal of evilness”

  1. Mike’s Blog Roundup | My Blog Channel on March 31st, 2009 7:28 am

    [...] ANNALS OF JOURNALISM: Howard Kurtz’s Octomom Hypocrisy is just the latest example of How To Succeed in Journalism Without Really Trying…Rev. Moon exemplifies Right Wing subsidy of media…The courage of Mickey Kaus…Fox Nation: A Place for Heroes…Paparazi-like birdcage liner…More Shocking Bonuses…O’Reilly says ‘far left blogs’ are his enemies…CNN in third place…Krugman finally gets the Villager’s attention … [...]

  2. Batocchio on March 31st, 2009 10:19 am

    Irrefutable.

  3. gjdodger on March 31st, 2009 7:21 pm

    There has never been any doubt. Kaus is the Roger Clemens of goat blowing. He is goat blowing on steroids. The cream, the clear, and the goats. And he doesn’t even care about the kids.

  4. dgun on March 31st, 2009 7:59 pm

    Irrefutable.

    Quite.

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