May the next media outlet that does a feature on bacon get a bacon cupcake lodged in their collective aortas
March 31, 2009 by William K. Wolfrum
Ok, seriously, why in the Hell is every last media outlet on the planet currently running a feature on bacon? It getting sort of unsettling and bizarre. There must be pork lobbyists running amok throughout every single mainstream media outlet in the nation. If I see one more bacon cupcake on TV, I’ll hurl.
Mind you, if you’d prefer this post with a side of bacon, click here.
–WKW
What we need is a 24 hour cable bacon channel. All bacon, all the time.
At first it could be just about bacon. As time goes by we will hardly show bacon at all.
They’ve invaded the chocolate, the lollipops, the ice cream.
Will these pork belly bastards not rest until we’re all clad in head to toe smoked pig products?
Will these pork belly bastards not rest until we’re all clad in head to toe smoked pig products?
Y’know, when you put it like that, it really doesn’t sound that bad.
If I may submit:
http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com
It’s not for the weak of heart. As a native Texan, many of these are old family recipes that somehow got leaked onto the Internet (complete with pictures). As an adult, my thought is, “I can eat anything I want.” As a rational adult, my stomach hurts just looking at these awesome (mostly bacon-laden) treats.
It’s not for the weak of heart.
You, my friend, are quite punny.