A fine rant on Ben & Jerry’s CyClone Dairy hoax at The Huffington Post
April 1, 2009 by William K. Wolfrum
Check out Diane Tucker’s stellar rant at The Huffington Post about Ben & Jerry’s CyClone Dairy hoax. And then, imagine a world where William K. Wolfrum clones roamed the land. All properly labeled, of course.
–WKW
Quick question: would those William K Wolfrum clones all be wearing that teeny tiny bathing suit you’re always parading around in? And are we talkin’ gym membership? LOL
And are we talkin’ gym membership?
Ouch. That was a pretty quick turnaround for my ego.
I envisioned half of the WKW clones in the teeny tiny bathing suits, half in “Samba Bill” outfits, and the third half in “I (Heart) Penis Cleavage” T-shirts & “Maradona Sux” hats …
I’d like to place my order for a miniature (for to keep on my desk) WKW.
With the “Samba Bill” accessories, please.
Am I *way* off base here, or does this sound like a marketing opportunity that would put that whole Star Wars action figure thing to shame?
Samba Bill … Alaska Bill … Speedo Bill … Blogging Bill (with couch & laptop accessories sold separately) … Golf-Watching Bill (with couch & tv accessories sold separately) … Playin’-With-Dogs Bill … and Special Talkin’ Bill (pull the string & hear him say “Martin Eisenstadt is a douche!” in both English & Portuguese) …
And they say you can’t make money from a blog
How about a Samba Bill Bobblehead?
I was thinking of “Bill!” the cologne. But my wife put the kibosh on that one right away. So I guess you’ll all have to wait before you can smell like dead squirrel in the desert sun.
I envisioned half of the WKW clones in the teeny tiny bathing suits,
I kinda figured that.