Tea Baggers! Words of wisdom from your Leader!
April 12, 2009 by William K. Wolfrum
Having tried fruitlessly to contact Dick Armey (ok, got me, I didn’t try at all), I have decided to showcase some of his words of wisdom to Tea Baggers around the U.S. After all, he is their leader:
“Barney Fag” — Refering to Barney Frank.
“Yes, I am Dick Armey. And if there is a dick army, Barney Frank would want to join up.” – speaking to Dave Barry.
“No. 1 in foreign policy is to protect Israel.”
“[It could] give people concerns that he could be or have been too much influenced by Muslims, which is a great threat now.” – Referring to Barack Obama.
“I’m so damn glad you can never be my wife, cause I surely wouldn’t have to listen to that prattle from you every day”…”That’s what I’m talking about — she’s making a political malarkey here.” – Talking to Joan Walsh, editor-in-chief of Salon.com.
Seriously, Tea Baggers, are you serious? You’re doing something because Dick Armey told you? I mean, the whole thing is embarrassing enough with its random themes and complete and utter inability to detect a sexual innuendo, but Dick Armey?
I’m pretty pro-protest, so all you Tea Baggers go do whatever it is you want to do. But just remember: you aren’t a small part of a grassroots effory, and whether you believe you’re protesting out of patriotism or love of country or whatever, you’re “protesting” because Dick Armey told you to.
–WKW
I would never do anything that Dick Armey says to do. But I would like to give him props for having the courage not to change his name.
* cues a Boy Named Sue *
I am an Independant American and my parents were the last people I obeyed because they told me to. I obey the law because I choose to and the law gives me the right to protest what I think is wrong.
With a name like Will Wolfrum you’re making fun of Dick Armey’s name??????