In which I make a “formal request” for the CIA to give me all documents about Dick Cheney’s “Death Squad”
April 21, 2009 by William K. Wolfrum
Sup’ peeps? Listen, I heard Seymour Hersh talking about Dick Cheney’s globe-trotting Death Squad. As Mr. Hersh has a disturbing tendency of being correct, I hereby make a “Formal Request” to receive all documents relating to this matter.
If this “Formal Request” isn’t good enough, I am prepared to make a “Semi-Formal Request,” a “Non-Formal Request” an “Official Request,” or, if need be a “Lackadaisical Laying on the Couch Eating Pretzels Request.”
However, I believe this “Formal Request” carries as much weight as the former Vice-President’s “Formal Request” for torture documents (if he actually made such a request), so I will await the FedEx Guy with the documents I requested. Formally.
Peace!
–WKW
I’m sure you were wearing your tuxedo when you made this request, & I just hope that your monocle, cane, & top hat were all in view of the government spy satellites to ensure that the formality of your request is given due consideration.
(Tux/cane/monocle not required if request is made from secure undisclosed location or from inside man-sized safe, I believe. But the top hat’s non-negotiable, of course — as it should be.)
Please forward a copy to me, so I don’t have to make my own formal request. I hate formalities.
* Brushes a piece of pop tart off pajamas *