Blog Note: Court-Ordered blogging schedule will resume shortly
June 23, 2009 by William K. Wolfrum
Soon, the U.S. will have one more loudmouth, know-it-all liberal on its hands, as I will be spending the next couple days traveling before resuming my court-ordered blogging schedule.
In my absence, please use this comment thread to praise me, compose haikus or operas to me, or just lament the overall uselessness of life in a non-WKW world.
–WKW
there once was a world without wolfrum
life was had missing joy or some dumb fun
when the gipper got elected
and UU. got selected
we all found the need for some good rum
William K. Wolfrum
Without his blog, all life stops
Life without purpose
I would write an opera, but I have no musical talent.
Oh, poems…great idea:
There was once an American in Brazil
Of Martin Eisenstadt he knew the deal
he blogged about soccer
kept a joint in his locker
And now he blogs about nil
TODAY´S INTERESTING FACT ABOUT WILLIAM K. WOLFRUM:
Last year William K Wolfrum accidently took one of Jack´s medicine.
Jack is a Boston Terrier. Bill was carrying jack´s pill in one hand all the way from the kitchen to the bedroom where jack was resting. Bill made a pit stop at the TV room where he found his half full glass of coke. As soon as he touched the glass of coke he realized he had a pill in the other hand. So his brain let a fart rip and he took the dog pill.
That ’splains the DT’s I’ve been having.
Two days, no Wolf posts?
Ev’ry reader weeps, save one:
Landon Donovan
I’ll work up a limerick as soon as I come up with two rhymes for “penis cleavage.”