A long neck of confusion

William K. Wolfrum is an American writer now living in Brazil. E-mail: wkwolfrum(at)gmail.com.

• "Breaking: Venezuela to quit World Bank. Hugo Chavez reportedly peeved he can't withdraw the nation's last $17 from the ATM."
• "I agree both parties are alike. But there are differences. Such as, Dems want less wealth inequality & Republicans want more pissing on corpses."
• "When I'm on my deathbed, I want to try heroin. Why not? Then the Dr. can say 'He only has days to live. And he's now addicted to heroin.'"
• "Mitt Romney is proof that good-looking white men who were born rich & with political contacts can still make it in America."

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