Obama Family’s “Really, I Was Born in Hawaii” Variety Show gets mixed reviews
July 28, 2009 by William K. Wolfrum
HOLLYWOOD – Aiming to squelch rumors that he was not born in the United States and therefore not eligible to hold his current office, President Barack Obama and his family took to the stage last night at the Schubert Theater. The Obama Family’s “Really, I Was Born in Hawaii” Variety Show, was also broadcast live across the nation on NBC.
The show once again showed the magic of the Obama family, as the President, First Lady Michelle, and children Sasha and Malia showcased their singing, dancing and comedic skills. The President opened up the show with one of his patented monologues.
“As you know, my middle name was given to me by someone who had no idea I would run for President,” said Obama, who had a copy of his birth certificate pinned to his chest the entire show. “And that middle name was given to me in Hawaii. Where I was born. Really.”
Other highlights included Michelle Obama entertaining the masses with her juggling act. The First Lady was able to keep three oranges, two chainsaws, and two copies of her husband’s birth certificate.
“I’ve been practicing this for a while,” said Michelle Obama, mid-performance. “This should prove that my husband was born in Hawaii. Seriously.”
During a poignant segment of the show, the President sat down with his two daughters to explain top them the promise of America.
“Kids, I love you and I’m so happy that you have been born in a free country and can be anything you want,” said Barack Obama, a single tear falling down his cheek. “And remember Grandma? How we used to visit her in Hawaii? That’s because I was born there. It’s right here on the birth certificate.”
The shows climactic segment came when Obama and Family, state authorities from Hawaii, and 1,200 other friends and relatives all went on stage and swore on Holy Bibles that Barack Obama, was, in fact, born in Hawaii.
The show drew high ratings for NBC, and network executives are hoping to shoot more specials to use as a Fall replacement show. Obama advisor David Plouffe said the variety showcased Obama’s many skills.
“People aren’t aware that Barack and his family are wonderful entertainers who want change in this nation. They are not the status quo. And Barack was born in Hawaii, really,” said Plouffe.
Still, some media experts are not convinced.
“Until we see the birth certificate, it’s all for not,” said CNN’s Lou Dobbs. “I’m still not entirely convinced.”
–WKW
its brilliant that ye have a president thats at ease with the people,hes not my president i wish he was. what you see is what you get from this family,no bull sh…, you will always get poisen apples that want to spoil it for someone else.
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MUST BE DUMB TO BELIVE THAT PAPER IS A BIRTH CERT.
It has the state seal of Hawaii on it. Now could it be that you’re dumb enough to believe that 50 election boards across the country allowed an illegal alien on their respective ballots?
“Uhm DUH the State of Hawaii won’t release Obama’s REALLY REAL REAL ULTIMATE DUHHHHH BIRTH CERTIFICATE DUHHHHHHHHH”
If the State of Hawaii has Obama’s birth certificate, where do you suppose he was born? DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Good point, but where’s his birth certificate?
Here’s Obama’s dilemma in a nutshell (READ VERY CAREFULLY AND DIGEST):
If BHO shows his original long form birth certificate, indeed showing he was born in Hawaii, it will also show his father was American citizen, Frank Marshall Davis, not the Kenyan/British citizen, Barack Obama Sr. While that would allow Barack Jr. to be POTUS eligible as BOTH a “citizen”/“native born citizen” AND an Article 2 “natural born citizen” — that is, born to two American citizens on American soil — it would simultaneously show he is a fraud hiding his real father — an unacceptable political debacle.
If, on the other hand, BHO keeps hiding his original long form birth certificate — while simply repeating, without showing, he was born in Hawaii — he can still CLAIM BOTH he was born in Hawaii AND his father was the Kenyan/British Barack Obama Sr. This would enable Barack Jr. to claim he’s a “citizen”/“native born citizen” but it would mean (if a federal court would ever get around to declaring and thus far no one has standing to bring the suit) that he’s NOT an Article 2 “natural born citizen” and thus not eligible to be POTUS — a legal/constitutional debacle since all acts under an illegal POTUS are void.
So it seems, BHO has elected option one until forced to go option two because for now it looks like no federal court will ever find a plaintiff with standing. (Of course, there’s the additional issue of BHO losing American citizen status if/when he became an Indonesian citizen — that is, IF he returned and was naturalized he would be a legal citizen, but would lose both native and natural born status, and, IF he returned and was not naturalized, he would be an illegal immigrant unlawfully in this country — but we’ll leave that for another day.)
I know, I know. If he would just show it.
Jack, two things: Obama does not benefit politically in anyway having been born to a Kenyan father. The opposite is the case. Secondly, if he was concerned about this Davis person being associated with him, he would not have mentioned him in The Audacity of Hope. This whole thing is just a desperate and sad attempt by some to escape reality; that is, what they see as the dreadful reality of an Obama Presidency.
But Obama is an American, fully and completely. And he is the President. And I hope that in time history will reveal he’s a good one.
The time lines, places, actions, motives, when analyzed, support, and are consistent with, what is the answer to the Obama birth puzzle:
Obama’s grandmother is his mother and his mother is his sister.
Think about it. Review all the facts and claims.