No one expects a blogaround – Who are these guys?
July 30, 2009 by William K. Wolfrum
None of the bloggers below have shown me their birth certificates. So whether you trust them or not is up to you.
ePluribus Media: Oh that Barack Obama. Looks like this time he’ll be using swine flu shots to commit genocide. Boztopia: A personal look at why theU.S. desperately needs health care reform. Eclectablog: The Birthers are right – here’s how it happened. Konagod: Always willing to lendsell you an arm.Cogitamus: An interesting discussion on where the U.S. stands today and where it may be going. Rising Hegemon: Go wish John McCain a happy birthday.
–WKW
I have been doing some thinking (Yes I know, it scares me too). I have decided that simply requesting that someone provide a birth certificate is no longer enough.
From now on, to meet the requirements of Americanism, or to prove you’re Americaish enough, I will require, nay demand!, the following criteria be demonstrated.
1. Provide a really for real birth certificate. Note that so called ‘Certificates of Birth’ don’t count, being by and large totally different things than Birth Certificates. Birth Certificate vs. Certificate of Birth. See, totally different.
2. Prove to me that you’re not a terrorist and you’re not letting the terrorists win. So help me if you let the terrorists win. You will never get your America Merit Badge that way, I promise you that.
3. Provide documentation and/or credible witnesses to confirm that you have used the phrase ‘support the troops’ at least 5 times within the last three years in order to shield American foreign policy makers from criticism of idiotic foreign policy.
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Also, as a side note, how many of you were aware that there was no Airplane debris on the lawn of the Pentagon? And don’t bother sending me pictures of the debris in question. I’m not fool enough to believe any of these so called ‘pictures’.
And Bill, I saw your so called ‘Birth Certificate’. Not impressed, but you appear to have enough European heritage in you that I will let it slide.
This same offer does not apply to Europeanishly people, of course . Just people descended from Europeanishly people.
I am questioning my own birth since I paid eight bucks for a copy of my US birth certificate and it was a white xerox-quality copy with an embossed stamp, not even on the fancy green heavy-stock paper on which Obama’s certificate of live birth is printed.
It’s possible I was born in a hovel in Kenya and secretly brought into this country, just as it’s possible Obama’s sneaky Muslim father conspired to plant birth notices in the Honolulu daily newspapers in 1961 anticipating his newborn son one day becoming America’s first black president. Of course, the fact that Obama pere had already renounced Islam and avowed his atheism was just part of his guile.
There’s also this: When Obama’s parents, Barack H. Obama Sr and Stanley Ann Dunham were married, the spouse of the US citizen, in this case Obama’s mother, automatically became a US citizen, so our current president was actually born to two citizens of the United States, but let’s not let that derail a good conspiracy theory.
I hope I don’t have to include one of these
with this post.