Tom DeLay vows to become “permanent majority” on Dancing with the Stars
August 17, 2009 by William K. Wolfrum
Tom Delay, known to fans of politics as the “Republican Who Quit Before Sarah Palin made it cool,” has announced he will take full advantage of his new role as a ballroom dancer on the hit show “Dancing with the Stars.”
“Everyone knows this isn’t about dancing,” said DeLay, who announced that all his winnings will go to his charity. “This competition is about American values. Real American values like dancing and creationism.”
DeLay, who earned his spot on the popular show with insider dealings, said the show will once again put Republicans on top of the heap.
“I’m no dancer,” said DeLay, who announced he will be pushing for a complete redistricting of “Dancing with the Stars” regional voting strategies, and that he will use any and all power he has to “keep an eye” on opponents. “But what really matters is that people see me, the man. I am a Republican and I will win. Nothing else matters in the least to us.”
–WKW
I believe at his first press conference Tom Delay will announce “I am dancing with the stars. I am not just a super dancer, I am a superduper dancer!” then he will attempt to bribe the judges and kneecap the other contestants. You’ve been warned Kelly Osborne!
Just further evidence that Tom Delay doesn’t know when to pull the plug.
This is the best idea ever. This is better TV than when Geraldo Rivera went back to Al Capone’s vault, 25 years after he didn’t find anything.
Maybe it’s a new form of punishment from Obama. Corrupt politicos have to publicly dance.
DeLay is such a scumbag.
But if his dancing is half as entertaining as his mugshot, I think we’re all in for a treat.