Obama Administration announces it will begin negotiating with White Supremacist Groups

WASHINGTON – Looking to find more allies for its health care reform plan, the Obama Administration has announced that it will begin having open dialogue with white supremacist groups.

“We are all in this thing together,” said Obama. “They are part of this nation, and we need to listen to their ideas. Listen, the further apart we are, the more middle ground there is.”

The move by Obama is the latest in his “Let’s Be Friends” tour, that has seen him negotiate with Republicans that are working overtime to defeat him anyway they can. Still, Obama said pragmatism and reasoned debate should trump all ideological differences.

“I understand that they hold different viewpoints,” said Obama. “But in the end, what’s important is reaching out.”

The Administration has said it will soon be inviting leaders of white supremacist organizations to the White House, where they will drink beer and talk politics. However, several white supremacists have come forward to say they have no interest in listening to Obama.

“We just want to kill him, that’s about it,” said one white supremicist.

Still, Obama said he felt that negotiating with white supremicists on health care reform should be a step in the right direction.

“Bipartisanship is vital to America right now,” said Obama. “It is time for the Nazis, race-haters and others to step forward and be heard. I think we can find common ground.”

Obama also announced that he will be talking with “Tea Baggers” later this week to learn “What their concerns are.” For their part, Tea Baggers seem disinterested in speaking with Obama.

“Seriously, we just want want to kill him,” said one Tea Bagger.

–WKW