Angry Townhall protesters accuse Hitler of being “the new Obama”

August 25, 2009 by  

BERLIN (Aug. 25, 1939) — A townhall meeting led by Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels was interrupted by angry protesters, shouting anti-Nazi chants and carrying signs that compared Fuhrer Adolf Hitler to Barack Obama. The townhall meeting – which had the purpose of gaining support for Germany’s planned attack of Poland – was briefly delayed as the protesters had their say.

“We want our Germany back,” screamed one protester. “We will not go down the radical path America went down with Obama!”

Nazi officials hurriedly escorted the protesters outside, and promptly dispatched the protesters with bullets to the head.

Later in the day, Goebbels met with ABC political star Jake Tapper and denied that Hitler was leading Germany down the path America went with Obama.

“Listen, the comparisons with Obama are just flat out insanity,” said Goebbels. “Obama tried saving the auto industry, tried to get health insurance for all Americans and tried to help the U.S. and the world fight Climate Change. He was history’s greatest monster.”

Goebbels said that Hitler’s agenda was nothing like Obama’s and that Germans were worried over nothing.

“Adolf doesn’t want any of those things,” said Goebbels. “The Fuhrer and all of us have only the best intentions for this nation and we will continue our simple plans of invading every nation in Europe and eventually the world. And the people must not worry. We will continue to work to rid the world of Jews, Gypsys, Homosexuals, the disabled and other undesirables.

“We have only started. We will kill and maim millions and millions and millions more, until the Aryan race has it’s boot firmly on the neck of civilization,” added Goebbels. “These comparisons to Obama are just nonsense.”



6 Responses to “Angry Townhall protesters accuse Hitler of being “the new Obama””

  1. dgun on August 25th, 2009 6:47 pm

    Goebbels met with ABC political star Jake Tapper

    lol. Nice lil jab.

    Jake: “Some say killing people is wrong. How do you respond to that?”

    Goebbels: “We are only defending Germany from those who would destroy her!”

    Jake: “Now, tell us about this year’s Volkswagen. I’m hearing really good things about this year’s model.”

    Goebbels: “Dude, really, that’s just weak. That’s about the worst cop out snowball question anyone has ever asked me and I control most of the media in Europe.”

    You know, I really don’t know enough about Jake to pick on him. I guess I just give in too easy to peer pressure. lol.

  2. RS Janes on August 26th, 2009 11:53 am

    LOL, good one, WKW.

    As far as the Tapperette, have you ever noticed you never see a shot of him below the waist? I suppose ABC just decided it was too embarrassing to show him wearing knee pads and the seat missing from his pants. (It what Washington-based ‘journalists’ mean when they talk about ‘access.’)

  3. LT Saloon |  Angry Townhall protestors accuse Hitler of being “the new Obama” on August 29th, 2009 6:14 am

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  4. smchris on September 10th, 2009 4:58 am


    Where do you think the “People’s Car” came from? And Hitler was a big fan of preventative care for everyone (well, _almost_ everyone) not being a smoker or drinker. If Hitler had _known_ about Climate Change, who can say he wouldn’t have worked to stop it? After all, he was planning a 1000 year Reich. And, sure, Bush _started_ the wars of aggression without provocation but Obama hasn’t gotten us out of them yet.

    Don’t know, man. All FOX has to do is “prove” the death camps for grannie and conservatives.

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    [...] BERLIN (Aug. 25, 1939)

  6. Batocchio on September 10th, 2009 8:57 am

    Dgun’s “interview” upthread reads like Chris Wallace’s one with Dick Cheney.

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