Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize – Conservatives explode like Agent Smith at the end of Matrix
October 9, 2009 by William K. Wolfrum
UNITED STATES – In a stunning announcement today, U.S. President Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his diplomatic efforts. Immediately following the announcements, Conservatives throughout the United States lost cohesion and exploded, much like the Agent Smith character did at the end of the Matrix.
“I was sitting next to Jonah Goldberg and Bill Kristol having breakfast,” said an unnamed source. “We heard the news and I looked over to them and all I saw were pixels floating into space.”
The Nobel Committee awarded Obama for the new “How About You Guys Not Start Any More Wars” category, with special emphasis on Iran. While millions of Americans have celebrated with pride that their President was awarded the prestigious prize, conservatives seemed unable to process the information.
“This, Van Jones, Jennings, Ayers … ” said Fox News star Glenn Beck, moments before imploding, causing a black hole that for 10 minutes sucked all hate into the area directly into it.
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