Obama Diaries Released! “If I could kiss Fidel Castro on the mouth, my life would be complete”

President Barack Obama’s college diaries have officially been under strict secrecy since his run for the White House began in 2007. These diaries were written two years at Occidental College in Los Angeles, two years at Columbia University, and finally at Harvard Law School.

Still, under the orders of Obama himself, these diaries have never seen the light of day. Until now.

Despite the secrecy regarding the President’s academic record, famed reporter Brian Lancaster looked into the diaries for an upcoming special edition about the President. After his research, Lancaster leaked several damning pages of Obama’s youthful diaries.

Among the revelations by the then-student Obama:

“If I could kiss Fidel Castro on the mouth, my life would be complete.”

“Marx really didn’t go far enough.”

“When I become President, I will shut down Fox News once and for all.”

“Dictatorial Communism! Say it again, Dictatorial Communism.”

“The success of a universal health care plan depends on just how many old people you can euthanize.”

“The Constitution is just a god damned piece of paper!”

“Except for my Mom and Grandparents, all White folk can just suck it.”

“Devo rulezzzzzzz!!!!”

“So I was in the bunker with Ayers and he said ‘So if you become President you’ll finsh what we started, right?’ and I was all like, yeah, whatever, dude, just pass that shit.’”

It is yet unknown if more of these diaries will be released. It was also noted that the President received an A+ in a Harvard class called “Destroying the United States – Here’s How” which led to his graduation.

[Author's Note: Please forward this blog post immediately to Rush Limbaugh, Michael Leeden and Fox Nation.]

–WKW

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