One-Liner: Twitter going down

October 27, 2009 by William K. Wolfrum

If unemployment rates went down as often as Twitter did, the United States would be at 0% unemployment by December.

–WKW

Filed Under Humor, One-Liners
Tagged:

Feel free to leave a comment...
and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!

Enter 300x250 Banner Code Here

William K. Wolfrum

William K. Wolfrum is an American writer now living in Brazil. E-mail: wkwolfrum(at)gmail.com.
Twitter
- "Breaking: Venezuela to quit World Bank. Hugo Chavez reportedly peeved he can't withdraw the nation's last $17 from the ATM."
- "I agree both parties are alike. But there are differences. Such as, Dems want less wealth inequality & Republicans want more pissing on corpses."
- "When I'm on my deathbed, I want to try heroin. Why not? Then the Dr. can say 'He only has days to live. And he's now addicted to heroin.'"
- "Mitt Romney is proof that good-looking white men who were born rich & with political contacts can still make it in America."
More from William K. Wolfrum on Twitter here.

William K. Wolfrum