Pardon these turkeys
November 25, 2009 by William K. Wolfrum
… Barack Obama to refuse Pardoning Thanksgiving Turkey, will instead send it to NYC for trial.
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… Barack Obama to wait to pardon Thanksgiving turkey until it reveals its real birth certificate.
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… Barack Obama to pardon Thanksgiving Turkey, but only after mandating it to buy insurance from CIGNA first.
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… Barack Obama’s attempts to pardon Thanksgiving turkey thwarted by Joe Lieberman-led filibuster.
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… On his latest show, Glenn Beck discovered that the Thanksgiving Turkey said it had more wisdom than some white-meat turkey. White House unsure if it will get pardon
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… Barack Obama to Pardon Thanksgiving Turkey. In other news, Rod Blagojevich changes name to “Thanksgiving Turkey.”
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… GOP complains Barack Obama spending too much time dithering over decision to kill turkey.
–WKW
Blagojevich. Good one.
Rep. John Shadegg (R-Cowering Under the Bed) just released a statement wondering how supporters of Obama’s socialist turkey-pardoning program will feel when their daughters are crushed by falling turkeys that had been flung by terrorists from helicopters hovering over Cincinnati parking lots.
I removed the mind reading device one of you planted in my back molar. And the transmitter.
In particular I suspect Hugh was the culprit, with his WKRP reference. So what if it’s a standard turkey related reference this time of year? Didn’t ease the pain much when I pulled that brain scanner and transmitter out with a pair of pliers. Sure, they look like silver dental fillings, but that’s how they ‘getcha’.
http://dgunlist.blogspot.com/2009/11/headline-thanksgiving.html
lol. Yes, if your thoughts on a subject parallel my own, that is a cause for concern. You may want to ask a mental health professional about ‘sporadic schizophrenia’ and a condition known as enfullofshitnosis.
here go.
Most turkeys pardoned are white: Civil Rights groups cry ‘fowl’
happy thanksgiving to all.
Where I come from, “dgun-ish” thoughts are considered cause for celebration. And when those thoughts have the added wonder of being “Nessmanesque” — well, let’s just say its truly a day to be thankful
On a related note, I just discovered that “Nessmanesque” is a *very* enjoyable word to pronounce. Gotta find a way to work that into conversation sometime soon (or at least stand on a street corner & babble it to myself for a while).
delete “its”, replace with “it’s”
/end punctuation-related OCD (for the moment)
I love it. I’m sure Bill has used ‘CHY CHY RAWD-ree-gez’ on his golf blog a time or two.
@ Mr. McBride: Didn’t John Shadegg bring a live turkey named Butterball to the floor of Congress and speak for it in an annoying sing-song voice reminiscent of Blossom Dearie on helium? “Oh, I like health care just the way it is — free, full of gravy, and with a side of stuffing! Please don’t pop my button with your socialist Kenyan death panels, President Obama!”