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	<title>Comments on: Report: Everyone to be Tasered by Year 2015</title>
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		<title>By: RS Janes</title>
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		<dc:creator>RS Janes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:32:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Then there&#039;s the new &#039;sonic cannon&#039; that the military has invested a truckload of taxpayer money in developing that&#039;s supposed to control crowds by amplified high-decibel sound waves. Turns out the devious potential lawbreakers assembled for peace marches have come up with a counter-measure  -- they&#039;re called &#039;earplugs.&#039; (I am not, as they say, making this up.) &quot;Gosh darn those wily anarchists!&quot; cried Chief Wiggum.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Then there&#8217;s the new &#8217;sonic cannon&#8217; that the military has invested a truckload of taxpayer money in developing that&#8217;s supposed to control crowds by amplified high-decibel sound waves. Turns out the devious potential lawbreakers assembled for peace marches have come up with a counter-measure  &#8212; they&#8217;re called &#8216;earplugs.&#8217; (I am not, as they say, making this up.) &#8220;Gosh darn those wily anarchists!&#8221; cried Chief Wiggum.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael</title>
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		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:16:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Tasers don&#039;t even have to be deployed to be useful, (Police Chief James Craig) said.&quot;

&quot;Tasers can reduce the need for officers to use fists, batons, pepper spray or beanbag projectiles to take unruly people into custody.&quot;

&quot;&#039;Everybody knows about the Tasers,&#039; Craig said, &#039;They say, &#039;I don&#039;t want to be Tased.&#039; &#039;&quot;

I also know about fists, batons, pepper spray, and beanbag projectiles. I don&#039;t want an encounter with any of those either. If all these weapons don&#039;t have to be deployed to be useful, why are they deployed at all?

It&#039;s like that new weapon the military developed that shoots you with some sort of ray and makes you feel uncomfortably hot. The police have those as well. What&#039;s the purpose of having it if you&#039;re not going to use it?

Personally, I&#039;d rather have someone punch me than shoot me with a taser. I may get a few bruises or a broken nose, but at least there&#039;s less chance of going into cardiac arrest. I think that will be my line if ever I run into the police. &quot;Please don&#039;t use the taser! Just punch me in the face!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Tasers don&#8217;t even have to be deployed to be useful, (Police Chief James Craig) said.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Tasers can reduce the need for officers to use fists, batons, pepper spray or beanbag projectiles to take unruly people into custody.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;&#8216;Everybody knows about the Tasers,&#8217; Craig said, &#8216;They say, &#8216;I don&#8217;t want to be Tased.&#8217; &#8216;&#8221;</p>
<p>I also know about fists, batons, pepper spray, and beanbag projectiles. I don&#8217;t want an encounter with any of those either. If all these weapons don&#8217;t have to be deployed to be useful, why are they deployed at all?</p>
<p>It&#8217;s like that new weapon the military developed that shoots you with some sort of ray and makes you feel uncomfortably hot. The police have those as well. What&#8217;s the purpose of having it if you&#8217;re not going to use it?</p>
<p>Personally, I&#8217;d rather have someone punch me than shoot me with a taser. I may get a few bruises or a broken nose, but at least there&#8217;s less chance of going into cardiac arrest. I think that will be my line if ever I run into the police. &#8220;Please don&#8217;t use the taser! Just punch me in the face!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: sherriwilson</title>
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		<dc:creator>sherriwilson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:51:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m not worried, we&#039;ll all be gone by 2012 anyhow...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not worried, we&#8217;ll all be gone by 2012 anyhow&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: dgun</title>
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		<dc:creator>dgun</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Directors tell Rob that due to legal issues they have to use a real taser instead of a prop. It&#039;s one of the longest running practical jokes ever. Literally the whole world is in on it except for poor Rob Schneider.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Directors tell Rob that due to legal issues they have to use a real taser instead of a prop. It&#8217;s one of the longest running practical jokes ever. Literally the whole world is in on it except for poor Rob Schneider.</p>
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