Tiger Woods crashes White House Party as Sarah Palin & Levi fight – All your time-wasting stories mashed into one

November 29, 2009 by  

AMERICA – Golfer Tiger Woods crashed his Escalade into a White House Party yesterday, stopping long enough to get his picture taken with President Barack Obama before getting cracked in the mouth with a three-wood by his wife Elin.

Later in the evening, violence again broke out as Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston had a fistfight over who was dreamier in “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” – Taylor Lautner or Robert Pattinson. Following the fight, Oprah Winfrey quit her show and several others escaped in a poorly-made weather balloon.

Next Week: Health Care, Afghanistan and other issues will be covered, unless Madonna, Tiger Woods or Britney Spears do or say something stupid.

–WKW

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One Response to “Tiger Woods crashes White House Party as Sarah Palin & Levi fight – All your time-wasting stories mashed into one”

  1. RS Janes on November 29th, 2009 1:05 pm

    Once again you have been recognized at LTSaloon, Bill, and I hope you don’t mind.

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