Sarah Palin & Fox News: One Heartbeat Away
January 12, 2010 by William K. Wolfrum
With the announcement of her deal with Fox News, Sarah Palin is now one Glenn Beck stroke, aneurysm, or cardiac event from being the most* batshit crazy person on TV.
–WKW
* Media Version. Overall, Charlie Sheen is still the most batshit and likely to commit a violent felony at some point.
Oh fun! I can’t wait!
And just in time to save the mid-term elections for the Democrats.
Even after thinking about for a day, I’m still convinced that this is the best idea in the history of ideas. Nothing could possibly go wrong with giving The Rogue a public forum. Perhaps Fox might be willing to make Pat Buchannan an offer, and the two of them could co-host a show together. They could call it “Pat & Palin,” and it would be a cross between Glenn Beck, the old Hannity & Colmes, and the Lawrence Welk Variety Hour. I need to pitch this to Fox immediately and claim my finder’s fee. Who has connections to Fox?
She would be great right after Glenn Beck. She could be to Beck what Rachel Maddow is to Keith Olbermann.
It’s perfect, really.
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