Enjoy the Pre-Brown Daughters’ Era while you still can
January 24, 2010 by William K. Wolfrum
We are living in a special time. Right now, we live in a world yet to be infected with lurid tales and gossip about Sen. Scott Brown’s daughters. Soon, Ayla and Arianna Brown will have the paparazzi aswoon, and be somehow linked to Paris Hilton, Perez Hilton, Hilton Perez and Perez Paris (assuming those final two exist).
Our media may not be able to “>explain Reconciliation, but they know how to blanket-cover college-aged girls. So enjoy things while you can. Because soon they’ll be everywhere. After all, once The Huffington Post starts running “BIKINI SHOT” stories about them, you just know they’ll be huge
Mr. Wolfrum,
I must admit that your position on college girls in bikini photos comes as quite a surprise to all of us here at the Chronicles. I was asked by Michael and Hugh to inform you that the consensus amongst us is to support the pro-college-girls-in-bikini-photos agenda.
Respectfully,
dgun
Actually, I have no opinion on the college-girls-in-bikini-photos agenda. I’m not against them, but it doesn’t encourage me to read the story either.
Really? Because I’ve read this story like 15 times.