John McCain, Newt Gingrich agree John Edwards is adulterous lowlife

January 29, 2010 by  

WASHINGTON – At a special press conference today, media heroes Sen. John McCain and Republican leader Newt Gingrich said that former Presidential candidate John Edwards is an adulterous lowlife that has no business being in politics.

“That he could cheat on his wife in her time of need is a true travesty and shows his low character,” said McCain. “I’m just appalled.”

Gingrich, the ex-Speaker of the House, agreed.

“Edwards is obviously a man of low moral character,” said Gingrich. “Cheating on his wife while she has cancer? That’s something a Catholic like myself cannot stand. He must be banished from the American political scene, and now.”

The press conference quickly ended, as the attending media were unwilling to come up with any pertinent follow-up questions to the announcement.

–WKW

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4 Responses to “John McCain, Newt Gingrich agree John Edwards is adulterous lowlife”

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  2. Tim Linerud on February 2nd, 2010 3:41 pm

    Coming from McCain who called his wife the “C” word, and from Newt Gingrich which also was having an adulterous while pushing for Bill Clinton’s impeachment because of oral sex, I have one word of advice for both of them:

    DON’T THROW ROCKS IN GLASS HOUSES

    What about John Ensign, and Mark Sanford? Aren’t they too adulterous wife cheating low lifes that don’t belong in politics?

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  4. g good on February 5th, 2010 6:48 pm

    Newt has got absolutely no room to talk when it comes to cheating on 2 wives who were sick, one with cancer & the other with an autoimmune problem. He dumped them because they were holding him back from a career in politics!!! I lived & worked in Harrisburg & he was a big joke in the area. Lying is all that seems to be required to be a political figure, even living in denial & trying to appear squeaky clean. Lets see a list of cheating politicians. Very few in Washington are worth anything. Their only concern is getting reelected & stuffing their pockets with our tax dollars. Why do you suppose lawyers & doctors would leave their practices to run for election?? Why give up lucritive jobs for a measley $179,000 a year…..the power for one, the best health care “our” momey buys for them….& the fact that it is legal for them to be involved in insider trading….thus making them multi millionares……….just follow the money & there are your answers!!!!! We keep reelecting these crooks & for what???????????

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