Blogroll Amnesty Day: Smaller Blogs should not be allowed to serve in the U.S. Military or marry
February 3, 2010 by William K. Wolfrum
Every year around this time, a group of bloggers hold something called “Blogroll Amnesty Day.” Basically, in the tradition of true bleeding-heart liberals, these big-shot blogs seek to celebrate smaller blogs around Greater Blogtopia. Once again, liberals showcase all that is wrong with America.
First off, bigger bloggers giving free handouts to smaller blogs will only make them more insistent on more free handouts. Before long, these smaller bloggers will post more often, and with greater success. Then they will start linking to smaller blogs and the scenario will repeat itself. While this is good for them, it’s not good for me. Having been an A-List blogger from birth (I was bequeathed this blog from my grandfather John F. Wolfrum), I won’t go down without a fight.
This brings me to my main point: Under no circumstances should we allow small bloggers to either serve in the U.S. military or get married. The very fabric of our society is at stake, people, and I for one will not sit idly by. Because any way you list it, the destruction smaller blogs will do to the sanctity of marriage and the fighting spirit of the military cannot be understated.
This is no random babble. First off, the U.S. military is made of testosterone charged men (and yeah, some women, wev) who could never handle having forward-thinking bloggers that don’t get tons of hits amongst them. It’s not feasible. They’d just throw down their arms, break their commitment to protect the United States and go somewhere and pout. It takes very little curiosity to know this. It’s a no-brainer.
As for marriage, this should be obvious. Two smaller bloggers would get together, get married and then perhaps have a child that would truly be a miniscule blogger. Is this the sort of blogosphere we are after? I think not. Really, it’s enough to make you drink liberally.
My fight against smaller blogs shall never be relaxed. With corporations now ruling the roost in these United States, smaller blogs will do little more than hurt the status quo. I suppose if changing the status quo is something you think is necessary, feel free to support Blogroll Amnesty Day.
–WKW
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Thanks for the nod. I have tripled my output lately from 1 post per month to 3.
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Muchas gracias, amigo.
However, I am a big blogger, ’tis my blog that is small.
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