Jersey Shore 2: John Boehner is ‘The Situation’
February 25, 2010 by William K. Wolfrum
JERSEY – MTV has announced a new cast for its hit show “Jersey Shore.” After seeing a group of unknown Italian Americans take the nation by storm and put “Guido and Guidette” into popular culture, this season, some of America’s top Conservatives will have everyone talking about “Cons and Conettes.”
Don’t miss Season 2 of Jersey Shore as John “The Situation” Boehner, Aaron “The Bachelor” Schock, Pam “P-Growwwl” Geller, Meghan “Snickers” McCain,” John “The Robber” Ensign and Rush “DJ Rush L” Limbaugh hit the beach and show to country that no one does douchebaggery like Conservatives!
–WKW
Great stuff. You’re doing God’s work here, WKW.
Two quick thoughts:
1. I bet at least 50 percent of Americans wouldn’t know that that’s not a picture of John Boehner.
2. If we ever get to see a video of John Ensign saying “Giggity,” then I think the Internet will have achieved its greatest potential.