Tiger Woods shocker! I admit to affair with golf legend
March 24, 2010 by William K. Wolfrum
BRAZIL – In a telephone interview, I admitted to an affair with sex-addicted golf legend Tiger Woods.
“Yes, I, William K. Wolfrum, had an affair with Tiger Woods,” I said. “The man is insatiable.”
My admission brings the number of alleged affairs by Tiger Woods to roughly 400,000 by conservative estimates. Still, I felt Woods and I had a connection.
“When he would send me text messages asking me to be his whore, I would be all a tingle,” said this blogger, who had a long and fruitful career in the porn industry using the name Bruce Pornstache.
While I would not give the dates of the affair, when I asked myself why I had come out with my allegations now, I gave a refreshingly candid response.
“While there currently is no proof that I’m doing this for the money, between you and me, I’m doing it for the money,” I said in that way I have. “But those rumors of me and Jesse James are just false.”
Tiger Woods could not be reached for comment.
–WKW
My admission brings the number of alleged affairs by Tiger Woods to roughly 400,000 by conservative estimates.
Given their track record with the Tea Parties & the 9/12 Gathering o’ the While Folks, I’m pretty sure that a “conservative estimate” of 400,000 equates to seven real people (three of whom just happened to be walking by when the estimation was made).
Given the apparent actual size of the real Tiger Mistress Brigade, a conservative estimate would hafta be at least a billion six (squared).
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