Blogger admits to dominating Michael Steele at Bondage Club

BRAZIL – In a telephone interview, noted blogger William K. Wolfrum admitted to dominating Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele at a bondage club in Southern California.

“I just kept asking him why Republicans always talk about fiscal responsibility but whenever they govern they run up massive deficits,” said Wolfrum, a one-time “Fly Girl” on the show In Living Color. “He had nothing to say. I totally dominated.”

Wolfrum’s admission comes after finance documents showed that the Republican National Committee spent nearly $2,000 recently at “a bondage-themed nightclub featuring topless women dancers imitating lesbian sex.”

The report also showed that Steele spent tens of thousands of dollars at luxury hotels in Washington, Hawaii, Las Vegas, and Los Angeles, and the RNC spent $17,000 on chartered flights and $12,000 on limousines in February alone.

Wolfrum is the first to admit he was involved in the bondage club scene, stating that he worked part-time at the club because “blogging doesn’t pay sh*t.”

While Wolfrum stated that most of the domination came via political discussion, he added that there were far kinkier methods deployed that evening.

“Chairman Steele and I went into a back room where he had me call him ‘Kucinich’ and asked me to throw pages of the “Communist Manifesto’ at him,” said Wolfrum, who is currently dating popular DJ Samantha Ronson. “It was a kinky scene and $2,000 well spent, if you ask me.”

When reached for comment, an RNC spokesperson adamantly denied that Steele was the party who spent the money at the club and says Steele strongly disavows such actions. Nonetheless, more questions have arisen due to a new tattoo across Steele’s chest that reads “Call me a Commie and make me spend donor funds.”

–WKW