Michele Bachmann claims dogs are demons, Jesus is her hair dresser – Plus, John McCain on Meet the Press
April 18, 2010 by William K. Wolfrum
Rep. Michele Bachmann’s (R-MN), known for her invented attacks on President Barack Obama, today announced that Hollywood is one big Hitler, that adorable little dogs are demons and that Jesus Christ does her hair.
“He is just so good,” said Bachmann.
Thus will all be discussed next week, along with an exclusive 20-minute interview with John McCain while he bottle feeds a baby deer, next week on Meet the Press.
–WKW
Mavericks don’t feed deer. They shoot them and eat them raw and uncooked while playing poker, drilling for oil, and smoking big fat cigars.
dgun, you’re behind the times. McCain is not, and (now) never has been, a Maverick. It’s true because he says it is!!
Oh that’s right. Sorry Bob. McCain’s Maverickness is so 2008.
I wonder if Hugh knows about this?
Here’s what I know (or, at least, what I made up in the last four minutes):
You’ve been described as a Maverick for years — in fact, if you & your running mate made your shared Maverickosity a central point of your campaign — and you then go on national teevee and deny that you’ve ever thought of yourself as a Maverick.
Only one kinda person would have those kinda cojones. That’s right: By publicly denying his well-established Maverickishiness, Johnny Mac just made the most Mavericky move *evah*.
That’s the thing about True Maverickitude — just when you think you’re out, you’re true Maverickly essence pulls you back in …
For purposes of the final sentence of the previous post, the grammatically correct word “your” will be played by the cringe-worthy “you’re.”
/ weeps softly into dog-eared copy of Strunk & White
// considers job as Tea Party sign spell-checker
/// weeps much less softly