Man offers Doctor KFC Double-Down Sandwich for treatment – Dr. refuses

April 23, 2010 by  

LOUISVILLE – Billy-Bob Wolfrum was pleased that Dr. McBride had removed the tick from the bottom of his foot, that had given him so much trouble. Wolfrum was much less pleased when Dr. McBride refused the KFC Double-Down Sandwich for treatment.

“I mean, it has no bread,” said Wolfrum. “All Chicken. And bacon, even.”

The bartering a chicken or other products for health care philosophy was proposed recently by Republican Sue Lowden.

For his part, Dr. McBride had little comment.

“It’s a crappy chicken sandwich. I mean, come on, now?”

When reached for comment, Lowden said her bartering plan still had kinks to work out. Also reached for comment, KFC proudly boasted that one day the KFC Double-Down Sandwich would be used as currency.



5 Responses to “Man offers Doctor KFC Double-Down Sandwich for treatment – Dr. refuses”

  1. dgun on April 23rd, 2010 6:23 am

    I would never just double down on that. My strategy would be to split it first, then double down. Even if losing was certain and everyone at the table would be mad at me. Actually, especially if everyone at the table would be mad at me.

  2. hugh.c.mcbride on April 23rd, 2010 9:02 am

    Proudest day of my life (at least, proudest day of my life this week).

    This must be what Timmy Johnson feels like every day. Feels goooood, man, feels good.

  3. Dick tgolferman Sorenson on April 24th, 2010 7:40 pm

    Did Billy Bob 4get to tell the doc that KFC doesn’t use hydrogenated oils any longer? He could eat two, go all in, and not have a heart attack. Unless of course they use Corn oil, then all bets are off. Watched POV on PBS other morning on Ag industry & food production. Went downstairs and had some Grits, ate some corn fed beef steak and eggs, got that new E-Coli that they make in corn fed cattle stomachs, went back 2 bed. Took some of my MD (mountain doctor..Granny Clampett – Beverly Hillbillies) medicine (garlic oil tabs) killed the darn thing..saved bunch of money..felt my kidney stones acting up again..did the MD thing again took my Apple Cider Vinegar, Honey, & water cure..AOK. Don’t tell the docs though..makes em crazy! LOL!

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