William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – Bat Guano Crazy
August 17, 2010 by William K. Wolfrum
Bats. Why did they have to be bats?
News/Politics
Pakistan Floods: Capitalism not stepping up to the plate to help out Pakistanis stuck in a watery hell.
We Found the Oil!: How about that? It seems 80% of the oil spewed into the Gulf of Mexico is still there. Could this mean British Petroleum … gasp … lied to us?
Iraq Violence: 50 killed by a suicide bomber, as the “victory” in Iraq gets increasingly bloody.
Karzai Kicking: Afghan President Hamid Karzai orders all private security contractors out of the country within four months. In other news, U.S. begins drawing up “Time to Go, Hamid” assassination plans.
Unemployment Lies: Five myths about unemployment.
Interesting
Batsanity: At least 500 people have been bitten by rabid vampire bats in Peru. Rabid Peruvian Vampire Bats. There can be nothing more terriofying, in my book.
Forget Her Not: Michelle Philpot’s accident left her mind stuck in 1994. Meaning that at very least, she missed the entire Bush presidency.
Blogs
Rude Pundit: The families and loved ones of 9/11 victims don’t really have a say in what happens next in NYC.
Media Matters: The further adventures of Maureen Dowd.
Glenn Greenwald: Journalistic integrity is not applicable when dealing with OMG MUSLIMS!
Talking Points Memo: Tea Partiers oppose Net Neutrality like good little GOP soldiers.
Crooks & Liars: Pam Gellar led the anti-Mosque charge. Has the U.S. media gone completely insane?
Warning
Don’t Drunk Dial Freedomworks. Just don’t.
–WKW
WKW: “Rabid Peruvian Vampire Bats. There can be nothing more terriofying, in my book.”
I accept your challenge. Behold, something worse than Rabid Peruvian Vampire Bats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87nkJquHnAU
I’ll take a bite from a bat over this guy any day of the week.
I would love to hear the average person at a tea party rally speak to the issue of net neutrality. And trust me, I would download the clip and watch it without feeling the least twinge of guilt that AT&T or Verizon is not getting a premium rate for the bits of that ridiculous interview that travel across their routers.
dgun, routers? What the hell are those? It’s a series of tubes. I know because the last great Republican hero told me so. The Internet is not a big truck. It’s not something you just dump something on. It’s a series of tubes. And those tubes can be filled. Oh my, is it getting hot in here?
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Oh, I SOOO had to run with that Gromley video. This blog has been Gromleyless far too long!