Free Gonorrhea and Syphilis, courtesy the Greatest Country in the World
October 4, 2010
Being the greatest country in the world means occasionally having to say you’re sorry for infecting the people of another country with wicked sexually transmitted diseases just to see what happens.
US testing that infected hundreds of Guatemalans with gonorrhoea and syphilis more than 60 years ago was a “crime against humanity”, Guatemalan President Alvaro Colom has said.
President Barack Obama has apologised for the medical tests, in which mentally ill patients and prisoners were infected without their consent.
Mr Obama told Mr Colom the 1940s-era experiments ran contrary to American values, Guatemala said.
Really, it was just another slip for the U.S. in maintaining its shield of values. Occasionally we as a nation pump people full of gonorrhea and syphilis. It happens. Ask several hundred black men in Tuskegee.
Just know that it’s cool now. America has its values back. This sort of behavior just isn’t tolerated any longer.
–WKW
Pug Puppy Porn
October 4, 2010
When you have access to a pug puppy, you take advantage of said access. So I present, with no further delay:
Alfredo the Pug Puppy
Seven seconds of pleasure.
He sits.
He eats your sandals.
He Eats your finger.
Intermission
Me, sort of looking like Derek Zoolander gone horribly awry. You know, just to cleanse the pallet of pug puppy for a second.
More Alfredo!
He eats your shoe again.
He eats your finger again.
He plays with a blanket.
The End. I hope it was good for you, too.
–WKW
William K. Wolfrum’s Morning: Let’s Get Kinky
October 4, 2010
I feel a little Kinky.
News/Politics
Travel Alert for Europe!: Screw it, I’m going anyway.
Pakistan: Death.
America’s Elite Media: Broder and Woodward Still on Lecture Circuit.
Brazil Elections: Brazil doesn’t get its first female President and Lula doesn’t see his successor win. Just yet. President Dilma is one vote away still. Also: Guess who got the most senate votes in all of Brazil? An illiterate clown, you say? Ok, you’re right.
Kinky Stuff: America – at least we’re getting kinkier.
Rahm Gone: Rahm Emanuel was born in Kenya!
SCOTUS: The New Supreme Court is here! The New Supreme Court is Here!
Sports/Entertainment
Kissing Suzy Kolber: Don’t sweat it Tom Brady. “European standards of public behavior are different than ours.”
NFL: Donovan McNabb wins in Philly; Jaguars kick the Colts, Ravens out-tough Steelers; See all scores.
End Times: Lady Gaga and Yoko Ono performing live. These truly are the end of times we are living in.
Blogs
Mother Jones: Howard Dean’s Farewell to Rahm.
Barth: Winter.
Skippy: Cold-hearted Incompetence.
Gary Weiss: Useless Auditors and a Persecuted Blogger.
It’s Monday
Let’s Play.
–WKW
William K. Wolfrum’s Morning: Toke of the Town
October 1, 2010
God. Just chill.
News/Politics
Marijuana in Calif.: Arnold Schwarzeneggger decriminalizes an ounce or less.
Bin Laden Speaks:
Al Qaeda leader may be desperate as he makes latest video wearing a meat suit.
Afghanistan: Death.
Pakistan: Violence.
Iraq: Setting a new standard for not having a government.
Ecuador: Coups are hard.
Rahm Gone: Taking Chicago-style politics back to Chicago, he is.
Movie Not to See
Movie to See
Blogs
LisB: Your drama hurts my dharma.
Ezra Klein: Breaks it all down.
Toke of the Town: Florida Man Says Cocaine In His Butt Isn’t His.
Finally
Australians: They’re idiots. Bomb them.
–WKW
