Answering the Stupidest Questions: Do Dead Cows Mean Biblical Prophecy is coming true?
January 18, 2011 by William K. Wolfrum
Hello everyone, and welcome to today’s episode of “Answering the Stupidest Questions.”
Today, Time Magazines dares to ask the question ringing in hardly anyone’s mind: “Does the Death of 200 Cows in Wisconsin Confirm Biblical Prophecy?”
Regardless of the outcome of those necropsies, plenty of people find the herd’s mysterious death somewhat apocalyptic, especially in the wake of events that claimed the lives of thousands of birds and fish in Arkansas, and hundreds of birds in Sweden, Louisiana and Kentucky.
Some Christians, including online theologian Paul Begley in Indiana, believe the animal deaths were divined from above as a sign the end of days is approaching.
So, the question: “Does the Death of 200 Cows in Wisconsin Confirm Biblical Prophecy?”
Answer: Of course not, you feeble, pandering morons.
That’s all for today, join us next week when we answer a question from young Billy O’Reilly, who asks “Being that tides are scientifically unexplainable, is it God?”
Thank you and good night!