10 differences between a zygote and a baby

July 27, 2011 by  

  1. A zygote won’t keep you up at night.
  2. A dust mite can’t eat a baby.
  3. If you sit on a baby, you notice.
  4. One bottle of zygote oil lasts forever.
  5. Zygotes are flavorless.
  6. Flushing a zygote won’t clog your toilet.
  7. It’s impossible to juggle zygotes.
  8. A dingo will never steal your zygote.
  9. A zygote has little value on the black market.
  10. A zygote isn’t a person.

–WKW

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3 Responses to “10 differences between a zygote and a baby”

  1. Gabrielle Feinholtz on July 27th, 2011 4:50 pm

    You make me feel better – This is VERY valuable, to me anyway

    Thank you

    Gabrielle

  2. The U.S. is the Greatest Country in the World™ – except for babies « News « William K. Wolfrum Chronicles on August 31st, 2011 5:05 am

    [...] Zygotes matter in the U.S. Babies seems to be on their own. [...]

  3. Gabrielle Feinholtz on September 5th, 2011 11:40 am

    But, can’t it be a demon? Rick Perry and his peeps think so!

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