August 12, 2011 by William K. Wolfrum
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I have a theory: Hyper-religious bachelors are always gay, even if their hyper-religiosity is just for show. Prove me wrong.
I’m willing to bet some solid cash that if Perry makes it into the top three, some young man somewhere is going to cash in and go to the press with his story.
I’m willing to bet some solid cash that if Perry makes it into the top three, some young man somewhere is going to cash in and go to the press with his story. I would love to take that bet, but empty pockets not withstanding..I just don’t see any of Gov Goodhair’s former boyfriends stepping up to the plate.
You may be right:
“Of course the author who wrote that piece also lamented that ‘no one would go on the record’ regarding what they had seen and heard of Perry’s alleged homosexuality.”
That said, I’m willing to bet they’re holding out for more national coverage or a bigger payday. Nobody keeps a secret for too long when the money is right, and election years are the most profitable times to sell it.
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