This weekend in Jesus Christ
January 9, 2012 by William K. Wolfrum
Things Jesus didn’t do over the weekend:
Help Arizona-born U.S. citizen Amir Mirza Hekmati avoid being sentenced to death for being a spy in Iran.
Keep Syrian protesters from being killed.
Keep Beyonce & Jay-Z from naming their daughter “Blue Ivy.”
Help 10 Pakistani soldiers avoid denogginization.
Help the two people killed in a bus crash in Montana.
Keep gas prices from rising.
Keep a young girl from being cyberbullied until she killed herself, and keep the cyberbullies from mocking her after she died.
Things Jesus did over the weekend:
Help Tim Tebow beat the Pittsburgh Steelers and throw for 316 yards, which is similar to a Bible verse.