Wolfrum’s Morning: Case of the Mondays
April 23, 2012 by William K. Wolfrum
I believe you’d get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.
Today’s Reading
Nomadic Politics: UK tabloids having a field day with Barack Obama Sr.
Wonkette: I know what will fix things, another Bush in the White House!
Crooks & Liars: Howard Kurtz is a lousy media critic.
FreakOutNation: Gov. Scott Walker knows how to take care of his own – at the expense of Wisconsin teachers.
Politico: Ted Nugent finding himself less and less welcome.
Cognitive Dissidence: See Robert Greenwald’s latest work – “Koch Brothers Exposed.”
Wolfrumism
Sometimes I think the only way I’ll get the attention I deserve is to release my sex tape. Mind you, it’s not me on the sex tape, I just feel it’s bringing me bad luck keeping a sex tape around.
Finally
We’re putting cover sheets on all TPS memos now.
–WKW





Umm, TPS Reports now need a cover page please.
Oh also, if you release your sex tape, I am outta here!
Yeah, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday, great…