Let sleeping dogs do whatever the hell they want

William K. Wolfrum is an American writer now living in Brazil. E-mail: wkwolfrum(at)gmail.com.

• "Breaking: Mitt Romney announces he has never massaged John Travolta, contrary to his NYT piece "I Massaged the Hell Out of John Travolta."
• "Funny how Mitt Romney is a high-ranking Mormon but never has to answer one question about LDS involvement in California's Prop. 8."
• "I agree both parties are alike. But there are differences. Such as, Dems want less wealth inequality & Republicans want more pissing on corpses."
• "When I'm on my deathbed, I want to try heroin. Why not? Then the Dr. can say 'He only has days to live. And he's now addicted to heroin.'

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