When the Zombie Apocalypse comes ….
May 31, 2012 by William K. Wolfrum
… don’t look to the pugs for protection. They’ll be no help at all.
-WKW
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William K. Wolfrum
William K. Wolfrum is an American writer now living in Brazil. E-mail: wkwolfrum(at)gmail.com.
I’ve just started a business that caters to dog owners who love their pets.
I sell live rabbits to dog owners. The rabbit is let go in front of the dog, the dog gets to chase down the rabbit.
I send different kits for different dogs.
Large breeds get a rabbit with a release collar.
Shih Tzu’s get a rabbit with a broken leg.
Pugs get a rabbit with a twelve inch tent peg and a hammer. The tent peg goes into the rabbits head and in the ground so the Pug has a fair chance of catching the rabbit.