I’m an Atheist but I love God – Just like you
September 10, 2012 by William K. Wolfrum
In the past several months, I have noticed that this blog has been rapidly losing its readership. I blame this on two major factors: 1) People are morons, and; 2) People seem to think that because I’m an Atheist, I do not love God.
There’s not much I can do in regard to the first factor, but in regards to the second factor, I feel I must be honest with the public – despite being an Atheist, I love God. Just like you do.
My love of God is ridiculous. God is The Man, in my book. Everything about God is just super-fantastic and I will fight to my final breath to keep God alive at this blog. Because God is crazy awesome.
Some people have wondered why I do not blog more about the U.S. troops currently in war zones. Well, I feel that my love of God covers that issue. I love God + God loves the troops = I love the troops. This is infallible logic.
And, wow, do I love God. And Jesus. I really, really love Jesus. He’s the tits, man. Did you know that you cannot get to heaven unless you acept that Jesus Christ is the most awesomest God of all the Gods? With the exception of God, of course. But still, Jesus is not someone to take lightly. He cured people. He was so cool, that people who never met him wrote a big-ass book about him a century or so after he died. That just rocks.
And the Holy Spirit? Well, I’m not sure what that’s all about, but rest assured I love Him/Her/It as much as anyone on this planet today.
Not only do I love God and Jesus, and to a lesser extent the Holy Spirit, I will fight for them. For instance, I am against the government plan to take God off of coins and folding money. I am against the government taking God out of churches. Sure, neither of these issues have ever actually been brought up at the federal level, but when you love God the way I do, you take no chances.
Some may say that I am coming out as a God-lover in order to pander to my lost readers. Nothing could be further from the truth. I love God and always have, even though I deny his actual existence. So, in conclusion, I admit that I am, in fact, an Atheist. But don’t mind that. Just know that I love God and Jesus. Just like you do.
–WKW
What does it take to get southerners to vote for a Mormon?
A black President.
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As for the other issue you mention, you can always opt for the Bart Simpson plan of salvation. Live the life of a pagan and at the end have a death bed conversion. It’s a miracle!
Amen and Amen.
Make no mistake about it – regardless what I say now, I’ll be making deathbed confessions and will bargain with any god that will listen.
Atheism is cool but atheists need to take a breath. Why should atheists and repubs be the only people that get to define the beliefs of the opponent? Your lack of imagination toward understanding dog seems a personal problem to me. While I have a real relationship and know you do also belief is a human brain malfunction. Let’s try to get our human brain around that “all” powerful. (My personal god has limitations because like the Jesus believers the Big Guy made mistakes. This is an example of lack of imagination). Start with a being that threw self sustaining thermonuclear devices in uncountable numbers into an unimaginable space. Here at home look at your finger and grieve for the diminishing number of snowflakes. Galton said your 1 in 64 billion but that was 1880 numbers. Snowflakes 1 in a septillion but they get another septillion chances every year. Those human epithelial cells indentifying you by the way are dead. Their being dead they are empowered to protect like the Samurai of old Japan. That was gratuitous. Get over being dead, allot of you already is. Humans are the best aren’t we? Took us a mere 2.5 million years to keep big rocks from mucking the place up, Dinos couldn’t do it in 300 mil. No wonder the place overheated. That is one killer pace. I often fantasize I’m god, good for humanity I’m not. There just aren’t enough atoms in the universe to make 2 identical snowflakes. Your religion is cool, just like mine except mine has an additive. Peace.
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