Breaking: Romney accuses Obama of “Sympathizing with Mayans”
September 12, 2012 by William K. Wolfrum
EL PASO – Continuing his assault against the President, Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney today accused Barack Obama of “sympathizing with Mayans.”
“As the Mayans have foretold, the world as we know it will end any day now,” said Romney, smirking. “And what does this President do? He says we should never speak bad about them. He sympathizes with Mayans as the world nears apocalypse.”
The Obama Administration responded quickly.
“We have no idea whatsoever Gov. Romney is speaking of,” said an administration source. “We are starting to believe our opponent has gone completely off his nut.”
Ancient Mayan officials were unavailable for comment.