The Daily Chronicle – Oct. 2, 2012

October 2, 2012 by William K. Wolfrum

No one could have guessed that the guy dancing with Karl Rove would make a lousy debate moderator.

Woody Johnson, owner of the New York Jets, says a Mitt Romney victory in November takes priority over the Jets winning this year. Jets fans are not in the least surprised.

For his part, Mitt Romney has prepared numerous “zingers” to toss at President Obama during their debates. It’ll be like Tim Pawlenty trying to be funny, but make people feel more uncomfortable and sad.

This Just In: John Rocker still not quite understanding why everyone thinks he’s racist.

Seth MacFarlane hosting the Oscars? I’ve always said what the Oscars was missing was a barrage of rape jokes.

RIP Barry Commoner.

–WKW

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