I’m a real Liberal, you fascist swine

July 4, 2013 by  

My friends, those of you know me are aware that I’m liberal. And yet you still like me. (Haha. See, liberals can have a sense of humor!).

Anyway, I feel it is now time that I define my political leanings even more fully. I am a liberal, you see, but so much more. I am THE liberal. Yes, I have seen you wishy-washy types and I have judged you as lacking. Sure, you all dance around liberal issues, but I BELIEVE them. for instance, I believe:

  • The recent NSA allegations is a reason to overthrow the government.
  • Edward Snowden is more god than man. See also Manning, Bradley.
  • The racist war on drugs is a reason to overthrow the government.
  • I believe it is a small step from using predator drone bombs on terrorists to using them on me for being such an outspoken polemic.
  • If you don’t die inside every time you hear about an innocent being predator drone bombed to death, you may as well be a Republican in Alabama.
  • Obama killed two American citizens without a trial. Viva la revolution.
  • If you believe anything in the corporate media, you’re a jerk.

Face it, you’re a fascist and want a fascist regime full of fascism. Well, don’t include me. I’m a real liberal. And I won’t be satisfied until we’re all living in a Libertarian paradise.

Update 1: Fuck you.

–WKW

 

Comments

3 Responses to “I’m a real Liberal, you fascist swine”

  1. David Adler on July 5th, 2013 8:14 am

    Burn baby, burn! I could not agree more. My son just turned 13, you can imagine the amount of fear for his future I fight on a daily basis. Jaysus, how’d we end up such political/philosophical doppelgangers? Peace out, my good man.

  2. William K. Wolfrum on July 8th, 2013 3:56 am

    Damn. 13. I don’t have kids so the idea that someone I knew as a kid has kids blows my mind lol

  3. David Adler on July 9th, 2013 4:00 pm

    When you want to laugh a little, hopefully, here’s a little piece of short fiction from yours truly that your rant brought to mind for me, and I don’t really know why since they aren’t really thematically connected in the obvious sense. It’s called HOMELESS ALIEN KEPT A DIARY. Hope it’ worth your ten minutes if/when you get the urge.

    http://www.sandiegoreader.com/weblogs/the-abnormal-width-of-normal-heights/2011/nov/06/homeless-alien-kept-a-diary/

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