Future dead Syrian child says Obama must act now

August 30, 2013 by  

DAMASCUS, Syria — Speaking in front of his soon-to-be destroyed home, soon-to-be-killed-by-an-errant-missile Mustafa Zuabi, 9, said he thinks U.S. President Barack Obama will be justified in his soon-to-come-attacks on Syria.

“Obama put himself in a pickle,” said Zuabi, whose body will not be found. “He drew a line in the sand against Assad. He has to act.”

While the UK has seen its government thwart military action in Syria, sources say Obama is steadfast in carrying out the attack. This comes despite a U.S. public that as grown skeptical of military usage, as well as evidence and intelligence that have yet to be confirmed about whether Syrian President Assad carried out the chemical attacks on his own people.

Despite this, Zuabi said Obama will be correct when he carries out a small scale attack that will kill a “small number of Syrian citizens,” including Zuabi.

“With the budget clashes upcoming, Obama can’t afford to appear weak on the international stage,” said Zuabi. “This could have serious implications in the 2014 and 2016 elections.

“Face it, the GOP will attack Obama, regardless,” added the soon-to-vaporized Zuabi. “But weakness is not something a Democratic president can portray. Ask Jimmy Carter.Obama has to blow something up, regardless of what anyone says. Otherwise e loses political capital.”

–WKW

Comments

3 Responses to “Future dead Syrian child says Obama must act now”

  1. A Friend on August 30th, 2013 6:04 am

    Kind of offensive. You can do better than this.

  2. Robert on August 31st, 2013 5:00 am

    If PO wants to blow something up…I have a few “suggested” targets…and they aren’t in the ME…

  3. dgun on September 14th, 2013 5:59 pm

    See Dave Chappelle’s skit from 2005: “Black Bush”.

    paraphrase: “It’s not that a black President wouldn’t try to invade Iraq, it’s that the American people would never let him get away with it”

    “I’ve got a coalition of the willing son… 40 nations ready to roll…”

    - Like who?

    “Who said that? Who the f*** said that? Like who? England.. Japan is sending play stations……” and so forth

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